Idiot from Pennsylvania sues Google for $5 Billion

Dylan Stephen Jayne of Pennsylvania has decided to sue Google for 5 Billion dollars (cue Auston Power music).

The premise of his complaint revolves around the following assertion;

“I, Dylan Stephen Jayne, plaintiff, has [sic] a social security number that when the social security number is turned upside down in its entirety it is a scrambled code that does spell the name Google®.”

Mr. Jayne must have put a lot of thought in the case. The five pages, all hand written, further implicates Google is responsible for compromising the safety of his identity, as they persist on using his social security number in coded form. For good measure, Mr. Jayne accuses Google of not doing enough to fight terrorism, nor having any respect for his civil liberties.

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