20 Signs That Technology Rules Your Life

Your out for dinner with friends or family and your crackberry goes off. Do you feel a compulsive urge to see who it is? Must you be one with the Internet at all time? We have all done it; we have all at one point or another had technology rule our lives. For some people technology is a must, I bet most people could not remember what they did with their time before computers were around.
Here are 20 sure-fire ways to know if technology is ruling your life. If you qualify for any of them (some of us, including me, qualify for almost all of them) then maybe some fresh air would be in order. Either that or you need to aim for achieving all of them. That would make you an uber hardcore geek.
- You’ve bought and sold things on eBay.
- You carry your laptop with you wherever you go (or you wish you could).
- Your kids photo are no longer in your wallet but are set as your wallpaper.
- You no longer use a watch but check the time on your cellphone.
- You have a thumb drive on your persons at all times.
- You have had an online affair.
- All of your friends know you by your username or avatar.
- The only funny thing you’ve seen in months is the lol cats
- You no longer purchase greeting cards; you send them via email.
- Instead of reading a physical paper you read it on your pda.
- You Google urls instead of actually typing them in.
- You are – or have been – a member of a Google group.
- You no longer debate real people but frequently do it in online forums.
- You watch TV shows on your computer instead of watching them on a TV
- Between your TV and Internet access you would rather lose your TV.
- You can’t remember the last time you used a pen and paper.
- You’ve watched Bill Gates on the Daily Show but never seen a full episode.
- When you hear the word “Spam” you don’t think of food.
- You have become an expert in a field thanks to Wikipedia.
- You would rather text someone instead of calling them.
Have I missed any? Feel free to add to the list in the comments.

You have become an expect in a field thanks to Wikipedia.
should be ‘expert’?
You absolutely correct it should be and it now changed to. Thanks for the catch.